The only thing we can know for certain is that life is uncertain. Strange coincidences are but a measure of our distance from life's obscure, unpredictable nature.

Albeit alien, a walk with the family in the pine plantation is oh so tranquil!

Fw: Hi Thank you for registering on...

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Hi Thank you for registering on http://www.discovery.co.za. Your pin is 4h6c3yehb8.

The matrix is the world that has been pulled over your eyes, to blind you from the truth - that you are a slave

There's just way too much going on for my level of self discipline @ work...

Happy 2'nd Birthday my darling Shannon! Our precious angel matures another year!

GA-7VM400M-P (rev. 1.0) - GIGABYTE

http://www.gigabyte.com.tw/products/product-page.aspx?pid=1692&dl=1

Fw: Claire celk

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Claire celk

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Lunch at bottom of Apple orchard

Google possible breaches privacy

Australian police have been asked to investigate internet giant Google over possible breaches of telecommunications privacy laws, the attorney general said on Sunday. (Reuters)

http://oasishelderberg.blogspot.com/

legal issues concerning Google data collection

Google Inc said on Saturday it would hand over data it collected through wireless networks to French, German and Spanish authorities as it faces mounting legal issues concerning its data collection.(Reuters)

Fw: Vitaly card...

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Vitaly card nrs=150000152068+150000152031 sk club crd=97319011

Fw: Jeanette's new e-mail adres:-)...

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Jeanette's new e-mail adres:-) StellenboschTLCS@Nedbank.co.za

Fw: Dear sean + suzanne.

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Dear sean + suzanne.
We are having huisgroep term end on wdnesday evening and going to braai. We would like to invite u to join us as part of benjamin group. Hope you can join us. Great day! Love joan + johan

Chuck2

Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.

Chuck

Chuck Norris invented black. In fact he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

Laaþ dit reen

Just examining this song's structure again.
It' builds up from one whole instance of the song to the next, ie;
First time you do the whole song, softly 1 instrument,
Second time more instrument, more vocal volume
Third time all voices and instruments go bananas
Then it goes back In reverse order; less vocal volume and instruments
2'nd last time like the first time the song was sung
Last time very, very accapella - actually just timing and light leading from electric, not even vocals are louder than congregation....
It works really well, the way they've done it

June 6 songs

ITEM 1; 'Laat dit reen'
ITEM 2; 'Finally I surrender'
1. 'Dancing Generation'
2. 'Forever'
3. 'Finally I surrender'
4. 'Laat dit reen'

Fw: Hi Guys.

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Hi Guys. How do u feel bout doin another worship outreach evening to our christian school here again? (Sometime In the next 2 months-own equipment this time)...

Ps 3

4 I cried to the Lord with my voice,
And He heard me from His holy hill. Selah 5 I lay down and slept;
I awoke, for the Lord sustained me.

How are they allowed to take so long!!

BP will know by the end of the week whether its latest plan to contain the oil gushing into the Gulf Mexico is successful!(Reuters)

Afghan insurgents trained in Iran

Afghan insurgents are being trained inside Iran and given weapons to fight security forces, the commander of U.S. and NATO forces said.(Reuters)

Milk from grass grazing cows better

If milk does the heart good, it might do the heart better if it comes from dairy cows grazed on grass instead of on feedlots,...new study(Reuters)

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Subject: EXCITING NEWS!!

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full cycle Persian kitten

A Persian kitten gave her owners the shock of their lives when she emerged from the washing machine, dizzy and bedraggled after surviving a full cycle.(Reuters)

brush teeth

People who don't brush their teeth twice a day have an increased risk of heart disease, scientists said on Friday, adding scientific weight to 19th century theories about oral health and chronic disease (Reuters).

Re: Emails

Excellent!
Thanks!
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From: Allison
To: seankeys@ananzi.co.za
Subject: Re: Emails
Sent: May 28, 2010 5:21 PM

On 5/28/2010 4:53 PM, Sean Keys wrote:
> Is everyone at Swellenfruit receiving their emails now?
>
test from allison

Emails

Is everyone at Swellenfruit receiving their emails now?

keys5.oasishelderberg@blogger.com

Yeah

Oh, "It's on like Donkey Kong" (J. Probart)

(Reuters)

(Reuters) - After Pakistan banned Facebook in a bid to stop it hosting "blasphemous" pictures of Prophet Mohammad, the country's interior minister found a new way to get his online fix. He jumped on Twitter.

Fw: Hi, Huur R1418,

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Hi, Huur R1418, water en dienste R268. Totaal R1686 - R1. Sal in naweek rek bring. Blessing!

May 30

Item 1(same as last week) 'Ek wil U loof'
Item 2 'All consuming fire'
1. 'All because of Jesus'
2. 'Praise Him you heavens'
3. 'When the music fades'
4. (Same as today's item) 'Ek wil u loof'

Gen 2

18 And the Lord God said, "It is not good that man should be alone; I will make him a helper comparable to him."

WA

70 % of firms with revenue of $1 billion or more say they plan to increase spending on climate change initiatives in the next 2 years.(Reuters)

Ge2

7 And Jehovah God formed man of the dust of the ground, and breathed into his nostrils the breath of life; and man became a living soul

TEHRAN (Reuters)

TEHRAN (Reuters) - Plugging the oil slick in the Gulf of Mexico is no great challenge compared to what Iran has dealt with in the past, an official at Iran's drilling company said Sunday.

Gen 2

9 And out of the ground made Jehovah God to grow every tree that is pleasant to the sight, and good for food;...16 And Jehovah God commanded the man, saying, Of every tree of the garden thou mayest freely eat:

Zoo poo power

(Reuters Life!) - Just a pat on the back or a reassuring touch on the arm can be a powerful tool to influence behaviour, according to new research.
Oddly Enough

Gen 1

29 And God said, Behold, I have given you every herb yielding seed, which is upon the face of all the earth, and every tree, in which is the fruit of a tree yielding seed; to you it shall be for food:

Fw: Zeekoesteek@isat.co.za

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Zeekoesteek@isat.co.za